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19 Moments That Prove Why Clubbing Is Seriously The Worst

WHAT?!?! I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?!?!?!?

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2. And then there's that one asshole who tries confronting the bouncer like he's Draco Malfoy.

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3. When your friends are drunk AF and the bouncer notices.

4. Then you've got that one friend who's never been clubbing, so he dresses like a slob, and you're denied entrance into the club.

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9. And anything you order will break the bank.

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11. When you don't know whether or not to tip the bathroom attendant for turning on the water.

The zen of the strip club bathroom attendant via @leedevito http://t.co/DxdltwhmX7

You feel BAD for not tipping. Keep in mind, you will have to use the bathroom again... and he'll be there... and he'll remember how you didn't tip.

12. When you're walking through a crowded nightclub and you stop giving a shit about manners and just plow through them because ~survival~.

"EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!..."

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16. Seriously though, some guys are flat-out rude on the dance floor.

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19. When the night comes to a close, and the lights come up, this happens.

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