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19 Moments That Prove Why Clubbing Is Seriously The Worst

WHAT?!?! I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?!?!?!?

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1. When you're trying to get into the club, but you can't because your male-to-female ratio is off.

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Bouncer: "You need more girls."

Dude: "What?"

Bouncer: "TOO MANY SAUSAGES!!!!"

2. And then there's that one asshole who tries confronting the bouncer like he's Draco Malfoy.

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3. When your friends are drunk AF and the bouncer notices.

4. Then you've got that one friend who's never been clubbing, so he dresses like a slob, and you're denied entrance into the club.

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5. Once you're inside, you'll feel like your head is about to explode because the music is SO FUCKING LOUD!!!

6. AND YOU HAVE TO SCREAM EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO FLIRT WITH PEOPLE!!!

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7. AND SIMPLE FORMS OF COMMUNICATION BEGIN TO BREAK DOWN!!!

8. When the bartender doesn't even know you exist.

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Even though you've been trying to get their attention for the last five minutes.

9. And anything you order will break the bank.

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10. When you go to the restroom and it's just awful.

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There are no words to describe it. It's inhumane.

11. When you don't know whether or not to tip the bathroom attendant for turning on the water.

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You feel BAD for not tipping. Keep in mind, you will have to use the bathroom again... and he'll be there... and he'll remember how you didn't tip.

12. When you're walking through a crowded nightclub and you stop giving a shit about manners and just plow through them because ~survival~.

"EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!...EXCUSE ME!... EXCUSE ME!..."

13. When, over time, the club starts getting hotter and hotter and people's sweat starts dripping all over you.

14. When it's time to dance, people just...grind.

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A.k.a. dry humping.

15. Sometimes without permission.

16. Seriously though, some guys are flat-out rude on the dance floor.

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17. When that one drunk person spills their drink all over you and they don't apologize.

FML.

18. And then confetti comes raining down for no reason.

And the confetti sticks to you. Because you're wet.

19. When the night comes to a close, and the lights come up, this happens.

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Sometimes, clubbing just isn't for you. Best to stay at home and watch Netflix.

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