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How Scarface Are You?

There's a Tony Montana inside each and everyone of us.

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  1. Check off any of the statements that apply to you!

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    You came from a modest background.
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    You served in the army.
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    You're not particularly fond of octopus.
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    You've encountered the wrath of an immigration official.
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    Communism is not your cup of tea.
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    You hold negative feelings against Fidel Castro.
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    You worked in the food industry at one point.
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    You quit your day job on a whim.
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    You daydream about being rich.
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    You have an affinity for Cadillac convertibles.
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    You like zebra-stripe print on your car seats.
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    You believe the "American Dream" is in Miami Beach.
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    You have a terrible relationship with your mother.
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    You have a really close relationship with a sibling.
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    You like to push it to the limit.
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    You know where Cochabamba is located.
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    You eat lemons like oranges.
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    You like dressing up in expensive polyester suits.
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    You've danced with your boss' S.O.
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    You've flirted with your boss' S.O.
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    You've kissed your boss' S.O.
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    You've married your boss' S.O.
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    You've seen that one piece of advertising that really spoke to you.
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    You'll dance to anything by Giorgio Moroder.
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    You've had an epic fit that resulted in someone getting slapped.
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    You deliberately disobey your superiors.
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    You shake hands with your banker.
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    You use a cash counter to count your money.
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    Your favorite music involves heavy use of synthesizers.
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    You're not afraid to air out your dirty laundry in public.
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    You have a cynical view of old rich people.
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    You'll invest money on security equipment.
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    You would like to buy a white tiger.
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    You have no problem having your wedding in your back yard.
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    Your ideal S.O. is blonde and white.
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    You like smoking cigars.
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    You like drinking hard liquor.
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    You like having your best friend around.
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    But you won't allow your best friend to get involved with anyone in your family, especially your sister.
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    You refer to yourself as "the bad guy."
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    You lie to your family about what you do for a living.
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    You lie to everyone about what you do for a living.
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    You like kids.
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    The way to a girl's heart is by offering her ice cream.
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    You despise dancing clowns.
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    You know how to handle yourself during a shoot-out.
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    Calling someone a cockroach is a perfectly acceptable insult.
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    You find yourself talking in a fake Cuban accent.
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    You're willing to throw your superiors under the bus in order to take over their spot.
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    You like to rock a hawaiian shirt every once in a while.
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    You've dealt with the process of obtaining a green card.
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    You don't like Colombians.
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    You always plan for the future.
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    You have a permanent bitch face.
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    Your death glare is deadly enough to kill someone.
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    You're the monogamous type.
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    You've snorted cocaine.
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    You've snorted cocaine in a Miami Beach nightclub.
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    You've planted your face into a mountain of cocaine.
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    You've held a briefcase with two kilos of cocaine inside.
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    You've snorted cocaine without the use of a tube.
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    You can complete this phrase: "Don't get ___ off your own ___."
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    You carry your own private stash of cocaine in a gold box.
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    You're willing to watch your friend get cut into pieces with a chainsaw just to save a buck.
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    You refer to cocaine as "yayo."
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    You served time in jail.
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    You believe cocaine is the equivalent of Popeye's spinach.
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    You say "fuck" in every sentence.
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    You always tell the truth, even when you lie.
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    You made your initials into a logo.
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    You like to make an exit.
 
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