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Have You Ever Wondered If You're An Asshole? Take This Test And Find Out

At work, a co-worker said something passive-aggressive to you. What do you do?

You're casually walking down the street and someone purposely bumps into you. What do you do?

A fight breaks out. Two people are really hitting each other with some vicious blows. What do you do?

You feel like staying home alone, but a good friend texts you, "Hey, what are you doing tonight?" What do you do?

You went on a date with someone on an app. They're interested in you, but you're not. What do you do?

That's right. You're an asshole. Straight up. But here's the thing: In this world, you gotta be an asshole to succeed. Nice guys DO finish last. No one is gonna step up to the plate for you, so you might as well be your own advocate. You're not someone who says "please" and "I'm sorry" all the time. You're someone who takes life by the throat and TAKES what they want. So go out there. Be all the asshole you can be. Because let's be real...all successful people are assholes. The great ones are good at hiding it.

Yes, you're an asshole

That's right. Sometimes, people might think you're a dick. But the reality is that you are a good-hearted person on the inside. You care about people. You care about everything and everyone around you. You might not have the best social skills, but that doesn't make you an asshole. Keep being you.

No, you're not an asshole

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Have You Ever Wondered If You're An Asshole? Take This Test And Find Out

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