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18 Reasons Why Legalizing Marijuana Is The Worst Thing That Can Happen

The end of the world as we know it.

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1. Because the White House will be doomed:

2. Our coffee mugs and bongs will have sex to create abominations like this:

3. Our waffles will be in danger:

4. Because... global warming:

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5. Our police departments will be too busy giving people directions to Hempfest instead of fighting crime:

6. Because it will forever taint the integrity of The Price Is Right. JUST LOOK AT MAUREEN:

7. Our family vacations will forever be ruined:

8. We will experience a severe shortage of Hot Cheetos:

I just got out of bed, drove to the gas station and bought these. #wtf #StonerProblems #high #lol

miss. why.@mhighthoughtzFollow

I just got out of bed, drove to the gas station and bought these. #wtf #StonerProblems #high #lol

9:17 PM - 07 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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9. THINK OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR FACES:

Weed had me like.... #cannacarter #stonernation #StonerProblems #stonerfam

Al Pacino@OriginallyMade_Follow

Weed had me like.... #cannacarter #stonernation #StonerProblems #stonerfam

3:10 PM - 23 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Our children's birthdays will be ruined because you won't be able to find a single lighter to light the candles on their birthday cakes:

11. TRAFFIC JAMS:

Yesss hahahah I did this mfcks was blowing at me #comedy #StonerProblems

MichelleMeanAss✌@Ash_Attitude419Follow

Yesss hahahah I did this mfcks was blowing at me #comedy #StonerProblems

1:40 PM - 25 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. Because it will bring a whole new set of problems for states:

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13. We will go hungry because our food establishments will close down spontaneously:

14. Our education system will collapse because our students will think they're in Hogwarts:

15. People will forget how to communicate:

She makes my life 😂😍❤️🍁 @zepol1010 #stonerproblems

§hawny@HEAL_YahFollow

She makes my life @zepol1010 #stonerproblems

1:26 PM - 30 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. We will devolve and forget how to use our current technology:

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17. You can say good-bye to our precious apples:

18. Our economy will collapse:

So be wary of marijuana legalization. We don't want to see this great country of ours collapse before our very eyes. YOU FEEL ME?