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17 Things That People Without A Penis Will Never Understand

It's VERY HARD.

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ALERT! Put down whatever you're doing and let's have a serious conversation about a problem that's been plaguing men since the dawn of humanity...

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1. That's right...peeing with a goddamn boner.

2. It's very, VERY hard.

3. Like... just trust me... it's hard.

4. So what happens when you pee with a boner? Glad you asked! Well, your penis is in an ~erect~ position...

5. ...and then pee spews out with no sense of directions.

6. Doesn't matter how great your aim is, or how wide your toilet is, peeing with a boner is a messy ordeal.

7. You simply have no control of where your pee is gonna land.

8. So you're left to your acrobatic skillz...

9. ...to make sure the pee doesn't get all over the place.

10. And it just SUCKS SO MUCH when you gotta put your body through that.

11. This is a very serious problem.

12. People just don't get how our lives are affected...

13. ...when we have to pee with a boner.

14. I mean, we still don't fully understand why the pee doesn't just flow out like a regular pee.

15. Every successful pee with a boner is a success for men all over the world. YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

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16. I mean, after all, girls would never be able to understand our pain...

17. ...right?

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