1. When you find a late night McDonald’s at 3 a.m.
2. When you open up a box of Pringles.
3. When Pizza Hut doesn’t have the toppings you want.
4. When you think you’ve revolutionized everyday kitchen appliances. (h/t @gcsocial and grilledcheesesocial.com)
5. The labyrinth that is a 24-hour Walgreens.
6. It doesn’t matter how hard we try, stoners will always have issues keeping track of their lighters.
Texting people back:
8. Trust me. It’s not you. It’s not even me. It just…is.
Critical failures in marijuana hardware:
10. Vapes are amazing except when they’re not.
11. But ashtrays are ALWAYS amazing when you have one.
12. When people just don’t get why your nails are so long.
Having to operate in an everyday environment:
13. Facebook login is just the worst.
14. And so is public speaking.
15. And so is pretty much everything else IRL.
Trying to hide your highness from your parents:
16. Your mom will ALWAYS know when something ain’t right with you.
18. It doesn’t matter how hard you try.
19. You will always slip up somehow.
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