1. That moment when you perform that ungodly, death-defying jump: Headquarters Chicago @HQ_Chicago Happy #MarioDay! We've been through a lot together, big guy. 04:45 PM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. When you realize that some things in Mario's world don't actually make sense: GO2GAMES @GO2GAMES It's #MARIODAY today! Here's our hero... 11:24 AM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. When Mario somehow defies the rules of chemistry: Gaming Logic @ItsGamingLogic #SuperMarioBros The fact that #Mario can throw fireballs at all is of course completely logical. 06:15 PM - 09 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. When you realize why Bowser is in Mario Kart: Nintendo 5. When Toad is pretty much like: Nintendo 6. Whenever that ghost creeps up on you: Nintendo 7. That moment when you realize that those ghosts may actually have a backstory: memegenerator.com 8. Whenever you find that "1UP" mushroom: Nintendo/ Comedy Central 9. That moment when you realize you're too damn old: memebase.com 10. When Mario is responsible for ruining your birthday party: Nintendo 11. When Mario Kart pretty much prepares you for driving in Canada: memebase.com 12. When you realize that Mario is not really the brightest dude in the Mushroom Kingdom: Nintendo 13. When you come to the realization that the Goombas look like a poultry food item: Nintendo 14. When you think it couldn't possibly get any worse in Mario Kart: Madre Visser @Madgey_MaddyV “@ComedyPics: not fair -_- ” @Jharri9 #marioproblems 09:30 PM - 30 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Seriously, though. That stupid banana: Nintendo 16. When people talk about Rainbow Road: Nickelodeon 17. And you all agree that... Nintendo 18. Yo, bro... Nintendo 19. When you decide to unload just before the end of the race: Nintendo 20. When YOLO doesn't apply to Mario: Nintendo 21. When your timing is impeccable: Nintendo 22. When you realize that Mario invented a phenomenon in Super Mario Bros. 3: Nintendo 23. When you realize that the solution to all of Bowser's problems are right in front of you: Nintendo 24. When you realize that you've been using that hidden Easter egg the whole time: Nintendo 25. When it's time for a parent to step in to solve a kid's problem: Nintendo 26. When you realize how violent Super Mario Bros. 2 actually is: Nintendo 27. When you watch Wreck-It Ralph and didn't see Mario anywhere: Nintendo 28. When you face off against that horrifying demon from hell: Nintendo 29. When Luigi's death stare instills fear inside you: Nintendo 30. And finally, mushrooms: Nintendo Everybody have a HAPPY MARIO DAY! Nintendo Sorry Luigi... Nintendo You had your year.