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13 People Who Seem To Really Be Struggling With This Wine Thing

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Ahh, wine! Sweet berry wine. Vino. Nectar of the gods. The screw-top special. Ain't it grand?

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Unfortunately, names for everyone's favorite cheese accompaniment can be confusing. Especially in the pinot department.

1. Your watch is definitely set wrong.

2. I couldn't bring it to you even if you asked nicely.

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3. Bless indeed.

Apparently George's friend drank peanut Grigio at the party last night πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bless

4. Looks like a good vintage, I guess?

5. I can't even cook though, so props on that.

Leftover home made lasagne is a very welcome friend at 11pm on a Friday after a few glasses of Peanut Grigio :)

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6. Great, I'll bring the Cabinet Sobernon.

Found a bottle of red wine (peanut noir) so I'm gonna braise some beef tenderloin tomorrow. *puts on chefs hat*

7. Pssst. I might know why it's so weird.

This peanut grigio is so weird. Can't decide whether I like it or not, so will have to keep on drinking I suppose πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. Really, you did?

Damn I thought it was pronounced Peanut Grigio this whole time.

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9. Oh, there are a few issues worth discussing here.

This peanut noir tasted like my dog's midriff - not a drip left though

10. Wait, why didn't Titus use this rhyme on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?

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12. But maybe, just maybe, it's all a joke.

I thought it was peanut noir but it's peeno noir

13. God, please say it's a joke.

@KimKardashian My amazingly satisfying yogurt parfait with peanut noir. I Donkey Kong your Marioness. And Kourtney and Kloe can watch.