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1. Buddy Holly's bud or record store clerk who doesn't like your favorite band since they got signed?
Old guyHipsterCorrect!Wrong!That's a hungry hungry hipster.
Patrick Carney plays drums in the Black Keys.
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2. Actual old dude or Portland troubadour?
Old guyHipsterCorrect!Wrong!It's an actual old guy!
Spotted "serenading" this woman, not just busking for kombucha funds, in 1894 Italy.
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3. Mid-century man or Yeezy collaborator?
Old guyHipsterCorrect!Wrong!Oh, he's totally an old guy.
The photo of this monk was taken in 1950s Thailand.
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4. Old guy or hipster?
Old guyHipsterCorrect!Wrong!That's an old guy, alright.
This photo of runner David Segal was taken in September 1956.
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5. Legit 1950s-era greaser or potential member of the fedorati?
Old guyHipsterCorrect!Wrong!You've gone and caught yourself a hipster.
That's Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme.
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6. Vintage bank robber mugshot or new neighbor at the McKibbin Lofts?
Old guyHipsterCorrect!Wrong!That, my friends, would be a hipster.
It's Bleachers musician and T Swift collaborator Jack Antonoff.
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7. Old guy or hipster?
Old guyHipsterCorrect!Wrong!Hipster as fuck.
That's musician and producer Steve Aoki.
Via Rachel Murray / Stringer
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8. Disco daddy or guy whose show you'll have to pay to get into even though he's your boyfriend?
Old guyHipsterCorrect!Wrong!It's a real-life old guy!
Meet Denis Myers, a model at Paris's 1968 International Wool Secretariat fashion show.
Via Ted West / Stringer / Getty Images
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9. Lumbersexual or actual original transcendentalist?
Old guyHipsterCorrect!Wrong!That's a hipster, baby!
Nick O'Malley is the bassist for Arctic Monkeys, and probably stays very warm in winter.
Via Andrew Cowie / AFP / Getty Images
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10. Old guy or hipster?
Old guyHipsterCorrect!Wrong!Hipster all the way.
Ted Dwane plays bass for Mumford & Sons. What's with the bass players?
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Is This Guy From The Distant Past Or Just A Hipster?
Don't worry too much — it's not like you're ever being tested on it again.
Good job, I guess?
Why, though?
