1. This textural turd.
2. This lactose intolerant's log.
3. This post-Indian-food-style puddle.
4. This exceptionally soft shart.
5. This fiber-lacking affront to cakes (and poops) everywhere.
6. This dark tale.
7. And finally, this great reason to finally schedule that doctor's visit you've been putting off.
Enjoy your Christmas dinner!
