You have carved at least one pumpkin.You have carved multiple pumpkins.You have purchased (even if you haven't carved) five or more pumpkins.You have a pumpkin within sight right now.You're dressing up for Halloween this year.You dress up for Halloween every year.You kept trick or treating even after you turned 16.You kept trick or treating into your 20s.You say you go trick-or-treating "for your kids," but it's actually for you.You modify your schedule so you can hand out candy to trick-or-treaters.You take all of Halloween off work/school so you can focus on the important stuff.You take more than just Halloween itself off to prepare.You don't do prepackaged costumes.(And you scoff at people who do.)You're so committed to perfection, you scour stores and the internet for each piece of your costume separately.Your costume required more than three stores to put together.Your costume required more than five stores to put together.You've used time-intensive face/body paint for a costume.You've made a somewhat permanent change to your appearance for a costume, like cutting or dyeing your hair.You've spent over $50 on a costume.You've spent over $100 on a costume.You've spent over $200 on a costume.You dress your pet(s) up too.You have at least as many costumes as you do events to go to.You have multiple costumes for a single event.You start planning next year's costume on November 1.You have the next three years of costumes lined up.You force your friends to dress up, too.You have at least three non-costume Halloween-themed pieces of clothing.You've made a Halloween-related Pinterest board.You spend more than $50 on Halloween decorations.You spend more than $100 on Halloween decorations.You spend more than $200 on Halloween decorations.You accumulate costume and decor pieces at any time of year.You leave as many decorations up as you can get away with year-round.You're willing to re-landscape to accommodate your decorating needs.You've gone to at least one haunted house in the past month.You've gone to multiple haunted houses in the past month.You know all of the best Halloween TV specials.You've watched at least one Halloween-y movie in the past month.You've watched multiple Halloween-y movies in the past month.You've had a Halloween-y movie marathon in the past month.You made all of the Halloween weekend plans for your friend group.You're the one throwing THE Halloween party this year.Actually, you throw it every year.And you're not joking when you say costumes are mandatory.Even if the holiday falls on a weeknight, you WILL be raging hard.
How Halloween-Obsessed Are You Actually?
Enjoy being too cool for the whole thing, I guess.
(But you could be doing better, slacker.)
You're a pumpkin-lovin', trick-or-treatin', costume-slayin', merry-makin' Halloween queen (or king, if you'd prefer). Have fun this year!
JK, there's no such thing!