1. Highlighter: the glow of a thousand suns in your pocket. The unfailing way to literally brighten your day. The elixir of life.
2. No, not that kind of highlighter.
3. 🙏 🙌 THIS KIND OF HIGHLIGHTER. 🙌 🙏
4. Oh, dude thinks this is a game?
5. Nah. Highlighter IS important.
6. It is an integral part of how you present yourself to the world.
how i feel after trying a new highlighter:
7. Your girls get it.
8. They understand how once that light starts bouncing...
9. ... you begin to build a tolerance...
10. ... until it's just like:
11. And if they don't understand? Well, that can be handled.
12. You're not doing it for bae's approval, but you won't say no to some make-up makeup...
Ladies get you a man like my cousin 😂😂😂
13. ... with accompanying compliments, if he knows what's best for him.
14. And though you want your highlight to be the best...
15. ... you gotta give credit where credit is due.
16. Because really, let's be honest.
