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    99 Things To Call Your Boobs

    Literally exactly what it says it is.

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    1. Breasts.

    2. Jugs.

    3. Cans.

    4. Knockers.

    5. Bongos.

    6. Bubbies.

    7. Bumpers.

    8. Blorps.

    9. BEWBZ.

    10. Tits.

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    11. Tatas.

    12. "The Twins."

    13. Chesticles.

    14. Chi chis.

    15. Chebs.

    16. Charlies.

    17. Cha cha bingos.

    18. Chubby chest cheeks.

    19. Gazongas.

    20. Kahunas.

    21. Flabbergasters.

    22. Titties.

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    23. Double lattes.

    24. Golden Globes.

    25. Jubblies.

    26. Nunga nungas.

    27. Pinch pots.

    28. Headlamps.

    29. Hindenburgs.

    30. Honkerburgers.

    31. Tittaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyysssssss-ah.

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    32. Lady bubbles.

    33. Lilyhammers.

    34. Lunchables.

    35. Life ruiners.

    36. Mankillers.

    37. Smothers Brothers.

    38. Sweater stretchers.

    39. Shirt saboteurs.

    40. Snuggle pups.

    41. Maracas.

    42. Marshmallows.

    43. Meat-a-ball-as.

    44. Melons.

    45. Milk Duds.

    46. Mudflaps.

    47. Liberty bells.

    48. Little Rascals.

    49. Bouncy castles.

    50. Baby Busters.

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    51. Diane Sawyers.

    52. Danny Devitos.

    53. Don Delillos*.

    54. Phil and Lil.

    55. Lucy and Ethel.

    56. Tia and Tamera.

    57. Bey and Jay.

    58. Fred and Ginger.

    59. Starsky and Hutch.

    60. Funkmaster and Flex.

    61. Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat.

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    62. The A Team (size specific).

    63. The Dream Team (not size specific).

    64. Floatsy and Flopsy.

    65. Swanger and Banger.

    66. Goose Down and Fiber Fill.

    67. Squirmy and Squealer.

    68. Ying Yang Twins.

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    69. ( . Y . )

    70. Babushkas.

    71. Baby buffets.

    72. Barnyard boppers.

    73. Rocket launchers.

    74. Rattlers.

    75. Traffic stoppers.

    76. Twin Peaks.

    77. Tater tots.

    78. Terrordomes.

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    79. Chest butt.

    80. Jingle bells.

    81. Dinosaur eggs.

    82. Party pillows.

    83. Labradoodles.

    84. Shoulder boulders.

    85. Cleave-conspirators.

    86. Built in stress balls.

    87. The only reason some people should open their mouths.

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    88. Berries.

    89. Peaches.

    90. Patticakes.

    91. Dumplings.

    92. Honey hams.

    93. Candy yams.

    94. Nuggets.

    95. Nibbles.

    96. Fruits of independence.

    97. Scones.

    98. Samosas.

    99. Enchildas con salsa roja.

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