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31 Things That Are Too Damn Real For Anyone Raised By Italian-American Parents

Your immediate family could make up the population of a small country.

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1. Pasta was the perfect meal for breakfast, brunch, lunch, snack time, dinner, and dessert.

*8 am* My dad: "you want some pasta with red sauce?" #growingupitalian

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2. Sunday dinner at Nonna's house started promptly at 3 p.m. and all other plans had to be cancelled.

#growingupitalian never being able to go out on a Sunday because of Sunday dinner

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3. And if you didn't take seconds (or even thirds), there was something seriously wrong with you.

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4. When other kids were sick, they were given cold medicine. When you were sick, you got a big bowl of al dente pastina.

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5. There were constant disputes about whether this was called "sauce" or "gravy."

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6. Family gatherings were confusing AF because there were at least five Tonys, eight Salvatores, and three Angelas in your immediate family.

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7. There was always one friend who asked what your father did for a living because they thought he was in the Mafia.

I mean...there was chance they were...but still.
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I mean...there was chance they were...but still.

8. Maybe that's because whenever you watched TV with your dad there were only two valid options: The Sopranos or The Godfather.

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Sometimes you got lucky and Goodfellas was on.

9. Your family pronounced "mozzarella" a very specific way that no one else seemed to understand.

#growingupitalian your family always correcting people for the way they say mozzarella or marinara

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It's "moozadell."

10. People always thought you were angry with your parents, but really you were just trying to get their attention.

#growingupitalian not going one day without yelling "MA"

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11. When you and your parents showed up at a restaurant, the volume increased exponentially.

What exactly is an "indoor voice?"
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What exactly is an "indoor voice?"

12. Finally getting to touch Nonna's recipe book meant you weren't a total disgrace to the family.

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13. It was never really Christmas until some distant relative of Ma's dropped one of these off:

#GrowingUpItalian being excited asl for Christmas time for Sfogliatella & Struffoli 😍

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14. ...or better yet, the infamous panettone.

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15. Christmas cookie baking was taken to the extreme because of how many family members you had.

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16. Speaking of family, heritage was everything, and you never went anywhere without telling people where you were from.

me: hi Italian person: my grandfather came here from sicily in 1902 with only a nickel and a meatball recipe, family is everything, salud

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17. In college, your friends made you cook the pasta, because they knew you'd complain if they did it wrong...

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18. ...and they never seemed to fully understand how important this task was.

"Go stir the sauce" #growingupitalian

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19. There was always a look of confusion on your parents' face when you told them you weren't hungry.

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"Are you sure you're feeling okay?!"

20. You would spend the summer gardening because your parents refused to go to the grocery store to buy tomatoes and basil.

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21. Then, it would take you a whole weekend to jar all the tomatoes for future meals.

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22. There was a very slim chance that this actually held ricotta and not a leftover meal from months ago.

when you open one of these and it actually has ricotta in it instead of 3 month old frozen pasta sauce… https://t.co/rOCSreAItG

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23. When your parents called your friend "stunada," that was the last time you ever invited them to your house. EVER.

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24. To stop you from coughing in church, your Ma would slip you one of these and give you a death glare.

I saw this in #growingupitalian the accuracy I'm crying 😂😂

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25. A wooden spoon was, and still is, the scariest thing your Ma or Pop ever held.

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26. Ma's definition of an "appetizer" was other people's definition of a main course.

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27. Your dad was never happy with your choice of friends, unless they were Italian and somehow related to you.

"John Smith? Don't you have any nice Italian friends?"
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"John Smith? Don't you have any nice Italian friends?"

28. Frank Sinatra was the most important celebrity in your house. End of discussion.

I know it's cleaning day when Sinatra is playing way louder than usual #ItalianParents

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29. There was always some super-extended family member that showed up to a gathering and you had no clue who they were, but they knew you.

Ma: That's your grandma's sister's nephew's cousin Vinny. How dare you not know them!
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Ma: That's your grandma's sister's nephew's cousin Vinny. How dare you not know them!

30. Using various "hand signals" was the only way to effectively communicate at a family gathering.

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31. And of course, you knew that family was the most important thing in the world and came before everything else — even food.

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