To celebrate the return of Riverdale, Marisol Nichols, Mark Consuelos, Skeet Ulrich, and Molly Ringwald swung by BuzzFeed to read some hilarious thirst tweets...
...and each tweet was honestly better than the last.
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Every single dad on Riverdale is a dilf. Every. Single. One.
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HOLY MAMA YOU ARE MORE THAN HOT. HEEELP IM LITERALLY CAN’T THINK STRAIGHT ANYMORE🥵🥵😍😍 @marisolnichols
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skeet ulrich can run me over and i could die happy..he's so fkn HOT
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im loving daddies because of riverdale damn! Hiram lodge's another daddy and i just want to lick him
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like.... scream days? yes. love it. but like SKEET AS FP JONES? FUCK ME UP
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I wish it were 1984 cause I'd make Molly Ringwald fall in love with me.
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I would lick tequila out of FP Jones belly button. #riverdale
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hi hello, i'd call both mark consuelos and hiram lodge daddy
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Ooh! This is where I get to repeat the naughtiest #Riverdale joke I've ever made—that the initials for Skeet Ulrich's FP Jones stand for "Fuckable Parent." https://t.co/pZitLpeTlG
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I have been in love with Molly Ringwald since I was ten years old. She started my red head obsession.
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anyway hermione lodge out here looking fine as wine goodbye
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Everyone is like omg @colesprouse is so hawttttt. And I’m like omg Skeet Ulrich is DADDY😍🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Hiram Lodge, a hunk of a man and an asshole.
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I am “why is Hiram Lodge such a toxic fuckboy DILF who could call me and get it” years old
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Ill think I’ll always have a crush on Molly Ringwald
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marisol nichols is so cute in friends i- 🥺🥺🥺
Make sure to catch Riverdale Wednesdays at 8/7c on The CW.
