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    Posted on Nov 25, 2017

    24 Jokes From “SpongeBob SquarePants” That Will Honestly Never Not Be Funny

    "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

    1. When SpongeBob was a glass-half-full type of guy and Squidward was not:

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    2. This dirty joke you definitely missed as a child:

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    3. When SpongeBob thought Mr. Krabs was referring to Squidward as a pile of garbage:

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    4. When Patrick had a very different idea of torture than SpongeBob:

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    5. When Patrick just wanted to learn to play an instrument:

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    6. When SpongeBob put his knowledge of gibberish to good use:

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    7. When SpongeBob did the worst thing ever to Patrick:

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    8. When Patrick showed us exactly how to deal with all of our problems:

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    9. When they made this joke that went right over your head as a kid:

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    10. When SpongeBob said what we all think every day:

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    11. When Patrick knew safety was important:

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    12. When SpongeBob was just hanging around:

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    13. When Patrick didn't need a party to go crazy:

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    14. When SpongeBob was trying to decide what to name his pet seahorse:

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    15. When Patrick and SpongeBob had to flee Bikini Bottom:

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    16. When Plankton was showing SpongeBob his lab:

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    17. When SpongeBob was fishing for a compliment from Mr. Krabs:

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    18. When Patrick and SpongeBob got themselves into an awkward situation:

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    19. When Patrick took Squidward literally:

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    20. When Patrick worked at the Krusty Krab for a day and was confused by customers:

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    21. When Squidward realized he was going unnoticed:

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    22. When an anchor dropped on SpongeBob's house and he alerted Squidward:

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    23. When SpongeBob was very observant of Squidward's appearance:

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    24. And finally, when Squidward decided to just let everything out:

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