12 Things I Noticed In "Fear Street Part One: 1994" That Just Aren't Adding Up

I'm not afraid. I'm CONFUSED. ⚠️Spoilers⚠️

1. I guess someone got a new job

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Sorry, but didn't you work at Scoops Ahoy? She can survive demogorgons but not a Ghostface rip off apparently. 

2. Skull masks and blow-up dolls

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I don't understand what kind of store sells blow-up dolls and skeleton masks at the same time? What is this, a Spencer's?

3. Not gonna lie, these killers are kinda rip offs

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Oh, hey there, Ghostface and Jason. Was this a nice nod to some horror icons or just plain laziness? 

4. 1st rule of horror movies: never split up

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If Deena's brother was such a horror nerd, why didn't he tell Simon not to go off and pee by himself?

5. Getting it on despite the ghosts

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Seriously? Three killers are after you. How did any of them think it was a good idea to get it on? 

6. Wearing bloody shirts

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Ok, I get it attracts the killers, but why not just carry the bloody shirts so they could toss it if they needed to? And besides, it's just gross and unsanitary. 

7. Cake to the face

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Slamming Kate's face into the cake made me laugh, but that laugh was ~cut~ short by the bread slicer.

8. Death by overdose and drowning?

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Making your girlfriend overdose and drowning her honestly seems way more terrifying and painful than getting stabbed...

9. A bad plan to bring her back

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First of all, an EpiPen wouldn't save someone who drowns. Secondly, using that many EpiPens would definitely just make her... well, more dead. And thirdly (and worst of all), that's not even where you're supposed to inject someone.

10. Deena just watched as her bro almost got killed

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I would be SO mad if I were Deena's brother. She literally chooses her ex over him and stares as he's about to be stabbed to death. 

11. Not sad about the deaths of her BFFs

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Her two best friends die and she put her brother in mortal danger, and yet she acts like her girlfriend is the only person in the world. Seriously, her brother just lost the girl he likes and is probably traumatized, but she leaves him alone to be with her girlfriend. Rude.

12. And lastly, in classic fashion, the cop is absolutely useless

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He just randomly decides to blame this whole debacle on drugs? Oh, I'm sorry? Do security cameras not exist on Fear Street? A grocery store without a single camera? I don't buy it. And even without any kind of security footage, how could he explain the two dead bodies that clearly were stabbed and hacked apart by weapons that just disappeared from the crime scene? 

Do you have some Fear Street opinions? Drop 'em in the comments if so!