Five Ways "NO-gotiating" Successfully Got Us Into War With Iraq

In 2003, millions of people around the world called on President George W. Bush to give negotiations with Iraq a chance. But, our Commander-in-Chief didn't let silly protestors get in the way of what he wanted! Using many of the effective tactics I explain in my new book, "Getting to No: Secrets of a NO-Gotiator,” he successfully NO-Gotiated us into war! Learn how YOU, too, can get what you want 100% of the time at www.getting2no.com.

1. We reminded everyone there is never enough time to negotiate.

"We don't want a smoking gun to become a mushroom cloud."

2. We got permission from Congress to skip past diplomacy and go right to war.

Via ncronline.com

Fine job, boys. Fine job.

3. Saddam was crazy! You can't negotiate with crazy.

Via blogs.telegraph.co.uk

Or normal, for that matter.

4. Would this face lie to you? Trust us!

Via telegraph.co.uk

Aww.

5. Negotiation is for wimps. You're not a wimp, are you?

NO NO NO NO NO.

No. NO. No. NO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.