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I, am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Crap Kicked Out of Me. I, am the terror that flaps in the night, the fast food that comes back to haunt you, the neurosis that requires a $500 an hour shrink, the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show, the wrong number that wakes you at 3 a.m., the bug that splatters on your windshield. I, am the terror that flaps in the night, the onions that stink in your eyes, the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmare, the smoke that smokes smoked oysters, the low point on your sine wave, the grade curves that gives you an "F", the water balloon that lands right on your head, the plot twist in the second reel, the meter on the cab of justice, the ten dollars service charge on all returned checks, the widget missing from the easy to assemble swingset, the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime. I, am the terror that flaps in the night. I, am Nissa.

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