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14 Terrible Jokes You Can Crack On Anyone Whose Last Name Is Shah

Please don't throw me out of the community.

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1. Hey, what's your favourite mode of transport?

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A rick-Shah.

2. Hey, how do you know when you're in love?

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Your heart goes Shah-la-la-la-la.

3. Hey, what's your favourite curry?

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Shah-i paneer.

4. Hey, what's your favourite snack?

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Shah-warma.

5. Hey, what does mom say when she thinks you look pretty?

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Ma-Shah Allah.

6. Hey, how come you stink so much?

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Because you never take a Shah-wer.

7. Hey, what's your favourite Pink Floyd song?

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Shah-ine on you crazy diamond.

8. Hey, what's your favourite movie?

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Shah-ll We Dance?

9. Hey, what's your favourite animated movie?

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Shah-rk Tale.

10. Hey, why are you so obsessed with Bollywood?

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Because of Shah Rukh Khan and Shah-id Kapoor.

11. Hey, who's your favourite singer?

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Shah-n.

12. Hey, what website do you get all your dates from?

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Shah-di.com

13. Hey, what do you say to your jewish friend?

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Shah-lom.

14. Hey, do you like to swim?

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Only when the water is Shah-llow.

Why don't you Shah-t the hell up???

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