17 Very Useful, Toootally Helpful Tips To Help You Survive This Monsoon

    Hey rain gods, EAT THIS.

    1. Hi. Rain sucks. You know what doesn't suck? This:

    3. Eat ALL of this.

    4. Get this in your belly.

    5. Eat TF out of this.

    6. Inhale this NOW.

    7. Eat this...

    8. And then eat this.

    10. Dive face-first into this.

    11. See how many of these you can fit in your mouth at once.

    12. Grab some of these.

    13. And all of these.

    14. Pop these in your mouth.

    15. Burn your tongues with these.

    16. Stuff all of these in your face.

    17. Most important tip: EAT THIS.