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First of all, you have to take like a week off from work to attend a desi wedding.
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Literally. There are marriages that are shorter.
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And each function's outfit takes meticulous planning and a shit load of money.
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Only to find out that a random aunty has been bitching about it all day.
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You may have to miss some of life's important moments to attend your aunt's cousin's neighbour's uncle's daughter's wedding.
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And there isn't much to tide you over once you get there.
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Except entertainment in the form of drunk uncles.
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And food. All the good, good food.
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But when you get to it, you're going to find a cameraman capturing you in all your piggy glory.
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Weddings are really, really unsafe if you're single and above the age of 21.
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So you end up being rude and have to be ready for a lecture on manners.
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You get to meet all the people you've ever interacted with since the day you were born.
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But we can all agree that the reception is the worst part.
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And it's really awkward how involved the whole damn family gets in the couple's suhaag raat.
But one thing's for sure, we really know how to throw a party.
