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21 Tweets About Food That'll Make Every Indian Laugh Out Loud

Eat, tweet, repeat.

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Q: What's worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea? A: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns too.

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India's national food should be Kasam.

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Mom:Beta khaana khao Mika:NO Mom:Muh kholo Mika:No Mom:Sawan mei lag gayi aag ki dil mera Mika: Aaaaaaaaa Mom *Puts food in his mouth*

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"when a samosa puts more effort into its appearance than you" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Instagram is down. Finally eating khichdi instead of lentil rice.

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What you tell andhra meals waiter: put some rice What he understands: solve africa's hunger problem in the next 2 mins.

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Judge: Why did you kill all those innocent people at the restaurant? Me: I bit into an elaichi in my biryani. Judge: You're free to go.

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There's an illicit love affair going on between butter chicken gravy & a white shirt. No force in the universe can stop them from uniting.

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My mother is Gujarati, my father is Maharashtrian, my friends are Muslim and Punjabi and my cook is Catholic. I am fat.

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me after eating my weight in indian food

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Does anyone want to buy my mother's travel guide series that is reviews of only Indian restaurants in every single country?

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The feeling when you're one of the first people told to get in line for food at a Desi wedding.

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"We're gonna need a bigger goat" - guy making biryani for lots of people

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I made a gujju food joke once. Everyone said 'Kya Gathia joke marta hai.'

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Sad thing is that paneer is not banned by any religion.

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Everyone has their own style of eating salad. Personally, I like to swiftly throw it in the trash without making eye contact.

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Steps to enjoying food kept in the freezer for months: 1. Heat. 2. Pray. 3. Love.

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List of unforgivable sins, according to Indian mothers: 5. Drugs 4. Theft 3. Murder 2. Premarital Sex 1. Why didn't you eat dinner at home?