25 Things That Only Happen To Really Clumsy People

    Gravity, thou art a ruthless bitch.

    1. You're constantly tripping, falling, bumping into, and dropping things.

    2. And since your friends expect this of you, they always keep their cameras ready.

    3. Your life's most important moments have been ruined and memed so you can never forget them.

    4. The thought of wearing formal clothes has kept you up at night.

    5. You find a lot of mysterious bruises on your body.

    6. You're scared of high places because you know you're capable of falling off a building.

    7. Your footwear is always falling apart because you honestly don't know the correct way to walk.

    8. You're amazing at first aid and always carry supplies.

    9. Wet floors are your mortal enemy.

    10. You're not even a little scared of blood.

    11. You've "almost" died several times.

    12. You still continue to run like a crazy person.

    13. Your friends have stopped feeling bad for all your injuries and take it in their stride.

    14. Your total lack of grace is both astounding and hilarious.

    15. You have the funniest and most embarrassing childhood stories.

    16. You're constantly dropping things like phones and babies.

    17. People fear being around you due to risk of unintentional injury to their person.

    18. There's never a dull moment when you're around.

    19. You've resigned yourself to it and can really laugh at yourself.

    20. You practice walking in your room to avoid future mishaps.

    21. People keep trying to rescue you and sometimes you get lucky.

    22. You say, "I'm OK!" and, "Trust me, I'm fine!" a lot.

    23. You're really good at bouncing back up.

    24. Because all those injuries made you super tough!

    25. And you're proud of your battle scars because almost each one came with a hilarious story.