So, Uh... There's Gonna Be A Bollywood Movie About A Guy Whose Dick Turns To Gold
What a world.
Meet Guddu. He's made a lot of women happy with his "gun" IYKWIM.
So epic is his member that God himself takes time out of his busy schedule, and turns it into the 24 Karat gold trophy it deserves to be.
Everyone obviously wants a turn with golden boy.
And because this is Bollywood, instead of following more profitable paths, the MAFIA wants to get its hands on the golden rod.
Sadly, no one can watch it till it "erects" in cinemas on October 30. But the trailer is as much a dose of absurd as you can take.
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