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Indian mother logic: After 1 missed call: He is busy. I'll call later. After 2 calls: Why is he so busy? After 3 calls: Oh no. He's dead.
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I have two stalkers. I call the first one Mom.
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Good to know Indian parents settled abroad are continuing the tradition of embarrassing their kids.
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My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater.
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List of unforgivable sins, according to Indian mothers: 5. Drugs 4. Theft 3. Murder 2. Premarital Sex 1. Why didn't you eat dinner at home?
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After followng ur Parent's advice as to what to do wid ur career, the only outlet of creativity left for u is in naming Whatsapp Groups
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Behind every successful woman are her parents... wondering why she hasn't found someone yet and when she plans on getting married.
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My mother used to force me to change into "comfortable" clothes before sleeping which I hated. Just to spite her, I sleep in a tuxedo now.
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Today is the day we thank our mother on social media and then complain ki lunch mein tinde kyun banaye hai?
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Me:*cleans house*replaces bedsheets*rolls round rotis*paints grandma's toenails* Ma: Hum tumhare jitne the tab hum roller coaster banate the
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Food Blogger: Maa, bhookh lag rahi. Mom: Ruk 20 minute. Food Blogger: *updates blog* Service is poor. Lazy staff. Bad ambience. 2/5 stars.
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Hello? Mummy? Haan kaun? Kitne log tumhe mummy bulate hain mummy? :|
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Zaroor mummy.
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Yeh jalebi, samose, chai sab hamari beti me apne haathon se Instagram kiye hai!
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Indian parents: bandh karwaoing things since always.
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Mom: Bahut bhoolne lag gyi Hai aajkal Ja Jake badaam kha *goes to the kitchen* *returns after 5 mins* Me: Kya khaana tha?
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If Nadal had Indian parents- Mom- Koi baat nahi beta, 1st round kafi acha khela. Dad- Humne finals ki ticket le rakhi thi, kya karein unka?
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Ganga is our mother. Cow is our mother. India is our mother. Only our mother is not our mother cause she cooks lauki sometimes.
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*Accidentally drops a glass in the kitchen* Mother: "Tod do. Sab kuch tod do. Puri kitchen tod do. Pura ghar tod do."
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Mothers are complicated. You buy all the expensive stuff for her she wont care but you take a shower after 10 days she is suddenly happy!
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* Indian Family Dinner * Mom- Beta abb aage kya karne ka socha hai ? Dad- Bank clerk ke form nikle hai bhar de Son-
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Indian mom's be like...
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Moms, They serve you extra on your plate. They force you to eat the entire thing. They blame you when you get fat. Moms.