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16 Reasons Kids With Protective Parents Are The Best Friends To Have

They can hide anything. ANYTHING.

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1. They're brilliant liars and can charm the pants off anyone.

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2. Literally, they can get away with murder thanks to all the the cross-questioning they go through at home.

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3. They're really good at hiding vices which is great for everyone involved.

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4. They could have a fully separate life with a spouse and seven kids for all you know.

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5. They can sneak in and out of a home with better skills than Santa.

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6. And they can always find an escape route.

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7. They probably have a different outfit on under their regular clothes at all times. Like a superhero.

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8. Your parents may think they're polite and well behaved but they're low key monsters.

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9. They really know how to cover their tracks.

10. They can hide anything. ANYTHING.

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11. They can talk you into anything thanks to their years of experience in convincing people to let them do things.

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12. They can be really good at pretending to be studying at the library when they're actually at a rave while covering for you.

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13. They're probably really good at forging signatures, thanks to all the permission slips.

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14. Their poker face is the best in the business.

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15. Their tantrum skills are on point. They'll wear anyone down.

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16. And they're really good at keeping secrets even while having zero privacy.

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