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27 Reasons To Wake Up On A Sunday Morning

"You're bacon me crazy."

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3. "It's a beautiful day outside!"

4. "Oreo up for some brunch?"

5. "Why do you want to stay home and stare at a computer when we can eat one instead?"

6. "Or we could just stay in bed all day."

7. "I know you want me inside you."

8. "I could be the bun in your oven."

9. "I heard you're looking for a stud muffin?"

10. "You're bacon me crazy."

11. "I want all of you because I'm shellfish."

12. "I'm the tastier cousin of a French kiss."

13. "I'll make you feel all warm and toasty inside."

15. "Come on, baby, light my fire."

16. "You're sweeter than syrup."

18. "Let's make lavender the covers."

19. "I'd never use a cheesy line on you."

20. "We go together like smoked salmon and cream cheese."

22. "You've stolen a pizza my heart."

23. "Two words: endless mimosas."

24. "I love everything about you."

25. "You look like you need some jelly in your belly."

26. "I'm always eggcited to see you. Wakey wakey!"