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18 Times Twitter Users Went TOO DAMN FAR For A Hinglish Pun

I'm begging you to stop.

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1. Stop.

So if I go to Gujarat and drink alcohol, Ahmedabad guy?

2. No.

Cousin's getting married. And I'm at the mehendi ceremony. So told the mehendi guy that even I want.

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3. Why.

What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym? Gymnastiks.

4. Whyyyyy but also amazing.

5. This is punful.

Wore an Indian cricket team jersey and went to Starbucks. They asked me what I wanted. I said 'Mocha Mocha Mocha Mocha'

6. Who hurt you?

They don't facepalm in Indian villages. They Sarpanch.

7. Who did this?

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8. We need to put an end to this.

Heard that in Shahid Kapoor's wedding, the Joota Chupai was insane. They haven't found his shoes till now! Because, he's such a good Haider.

9. Pls.

If King Julian from Madagascar was our Finance minister, our budget would be – FISCALLY FIT, FISCALLY FIT, FISCALLY FISCALLY FISCALLY FIT!

10. NOOOOO!

'Bhenjour' ~ Kohli greeting French people

11. GOD!

12. NO.

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13. GOD.

Why Netflix and Chill, when you can....

14. PLEASE.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Emery" "Emery who?" "Emery Zohrajabeen. Tujhey maloom nahin."

15. NO.

16. NO!

I suck at telling jokes, cause I start laughing even before I reach the punchline. The doctor says I have premature hehejaculation.

17. NO!!

When the person you stalk stalks you back it's called a 'stalk exchange'.

18. NO!!!

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