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19 Lessons You Actually Learn In Junior College

This shit was not on the syllabus.

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1. Perspective.

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How you learned it: By realising there are a hundred and fifty people in your class and no one knows your name.

2. Voice modulation.

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How you learned it: By saying 'present' in different voices for all your bunking friends.

3. Verbal diarrhoea.

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How you learned it: By ejecting all the BS on to your exam paper. Except the first and last line, of course.

4. Deceit.

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How you learned it: By telling your parents you're having an 'all-nighter at the library.'

5. Poker face.

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How you learned it: By keeping a straight face when a professor is screaming at you and mispronounces a word.

6. Maturity.

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How you learned it: By looking older for when you need to enter the club.

7. Accounting.

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How you learned it: By streeeetching your meagre pocket money.

8. Cinema appreciation.

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How you learned it: By going to the movies when you bunk lectures because what else you are going to do at 9 a.m.

9. Persuasion.

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How you learned it: By convincing the whole class to mass bunk because you didn't do your homework.

10. Communication skills.

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How you learned it: By convincing the only person who took notes to let you copy them.

11. Recycling.

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How you learned it: By photocopying a year's worth of notes for one exam and never looking at them again.

12. Hard work.

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How you learned it: By doing all the work because EVERYONE else in your project group is USELESS AF.

13. Sleuthing skills.

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How you learned it: By finding out where your college professor takes tuitions so you can join them and get the question paper, every time.

14. Bribery.

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How you learned it: By trying to get the college peon to make changes in the attendance sheet.

15. Disguise.

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How you learned it: By making it to the blacklist and needing a proxy-parent.

16. Manipulation.

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How you learned it: By convincing a corporate sponsor that advertising in a college festival is totally worth it.

17. Body language.

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How you learned it: By ordering your regular at the canteen without saying a word.

18. Fearlessness.

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How you learned it: By approaching your crush in front of the whole canteen.

19. Drenched-in-sweat, slap-in-the-face PANIC.

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How you learned it: By realising the board results that determine the rest of your life are up.