24 Tweets About Dating That Will Make Every Indian Girl Say "Omg Yaaass"
"Is it too late now to stay kuwaaaari?"
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everyone on facebook vs. me
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i call my vagina 'pomegranate' because dudes don't know how to eat it
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Hi guys I'm working on my new book
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Good job, Delhi Tinder 👌🏻
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Relationship status:
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Sincerely hope Hemant uncle confused Tinder for Facebook.
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Texts like these 😍😍😍
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Meanwhile on Facebook...
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And that,kids,is how I met your father.
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Am I Anti - Hindu if I swipe him left? #dilemna #tinder
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Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was from Delhi, it would be a Crime Patrol episode.
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He: Oh! She's online. Won't ping. Chep lagega. She: Omg he's online! Shouldn't ping. Desperate lagungi. #EndofLoveStory
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When you give up on dating:
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Me: *trying to forget the past & move on* Facebook: You have memories with your first love and your deceitful friends to look back on today.
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I know friend, I know. #TinderStories
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Moms be like: "Jaa Simran jaa je Le apni zindagi.. Make sure you're home before midnight though"
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Who doesn't, imsagar_taco? Who doesn't?
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Waking up to texts. #expectationvsreality http://t.co/1ZYmagv45R
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My biggest worry when I'm flirting with a boy is that he's going to die & our text messages are going to be on the news.
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Aunty: "One alliance has sent profile details and photo by email but I can't see because I can't open zip. Can you open his zip and see?"
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If you meet someone from Mumbai, ask where they stay before asking them out. Love may be blind but it is seriously geographically challenged
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responding to thirsty DMs like
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"Stay away from dating." *Hits 21* "Let's get you married!" #IndianSocietyLogic
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Is it too late now to stay kuwaaaari 🎶