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Posted on 10 Dec 2014

19 Questions Indians Will Find Impossible To Answer

But you'll learn a lot about yourself if you try.

  1. 1. Would you rather:

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    Have 10 crores in your bank account, but only be allowed to eat Hajmola for every meal?
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    Be broke but eat butter chicken and biryani whenever you want?
  1. 2. Would you rather:

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    Wear a wet sari every day?
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    Live in constant Delhi summer weather and have to wear 3 sweaters all the time?
  1. 3. Would you rather:

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    Watch a Sajid Khan movie every morning as soon as you wake up?
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    Never watch a movie again?
  1. 4. Would you rather:

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    Have a Mercedes Benz and driver but only one arm?
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    Have to walk everywhere surrounded by the smell of the sewer but have a perfect body?
  1. 5. Would you rather:

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    Be illiterate?
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    Be forced to read Chetan Bhagat for 6 hours every day?
  1. 6. Would you rather:

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    Your internal monologue be in Arnab Goswami’s yelling voice?
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    Have all your texts displayed on Times Now?
  1. 7. Would you rather:

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7. Would you rather:
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    Have a one night stand with Ranveer Singh/Deepika Padukone but never have sex again?
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    Only be able to have sex with Baba Ramdev for the rest of your life?
  1. 8. Would you rather:

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8. Would you rather:
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    Pee really spicy pani from pani puri?
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    Sweat chutney?
  1. 9. Would you rather:

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9. Would you rather:
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    Watch Amitabh Bachchan and Rekha have sex every night?
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    Have a threesome with Amitabh Bachchan and Jaya Bachchan once?
  1. 10. Would you rather:

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    Have cricket balls in place of your hands?
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    Have cricket bats in place of your feet?
  1. 11. Would you rather:

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    Have Karan Johar direct and release your sex tape?
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    Drink a truth potion and go on Koffee With Karan?
  1. 12. Would you rather:

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12. Would you rather:
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    Go out to bat during a World Cup final against Pakistan with one ball left and 6 runs to win?
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    Or have to adjust your crotch as often as Sachin for the rest of your life?
  1. 13. Would you rather:

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    Agree to an arranged marriage with an ex?
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    Agree to an arranged marriage with your cousin?
  1. 14. Would you rather:

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14. Would you rather:
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    Handle PR for Times Of India?
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    Have all your sentences start with "OMG cleavage show!"
  1. 15. Would you rather:

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15. Would you rather:
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    Be forced to chug a bottle of Old Monk every morning before work?
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    Never have chai or coffee again?
  1. 16. Would you rather:

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16. Would you rather:
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    Get turned on by mangoes?
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    Get turned on by traffic?
  1. 17. Would you rather:

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17. Would you rather:
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    Have paan stains on your clothes everyday?
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    Smell like fresh cow poo all the time?
  1. 18. Would you rather:

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18. Would you rather:
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    Only be able to speak in Yo Yo Honey Singh lyrics?
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    Be mute.
  1. 19. Would you rather:

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19. Would you rather:
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    Have sex in front of all your relatives?
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    Watch all your relatives have sex in front of you?

Now you know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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