1.
He understands our Bollywood obsession of running around trees.
2.
Your shudh desi parents don't have to worry about any hanky panky because he'll just fall asleep.
3.
His shade throwing face is better than most aunties.
4.
He's already engaged at 21 like a good sanskari boy should be.
5.
He shares a special relationship with all his chaddi buddies.
6.
He's perfect dramatic hero material.
7.
He can almost dethrone SRK as the king of romance.
8.
He makes an effort to understand your pain of threading.
9.
His mooch-growing abilities are unmatched.
10.
He spreads his sanskars to his gora friends.
11.
You know he had a great upbringing.
12.
Which makes him perfect damaad material.
13.
He has this endearing damsel-in-distress thing going on.
14.
All future "Do I look fat in this dress?" questions will be richly rewarded.
15.
Water-cuts and shortages would be so much more tolerable with his cuteness around.
16.
He's pretty good at the sass, so he'll be able to handle the saas.
17.
He'll probably look better than you on your wedding day.
18.
Because he's the perfect specimen of "acha desi ladka" to ever exist.
19.
Most important of all, he's hugely successful and settled in the U.K. *A billion Indian parents send rishta requests*
20.
And who knows, maybe he'll marry you.
