1. Because her dance moves are always... ~unique~.
2. Because she sneaks around to get the juiciest gossip.
3. And then immediately passes it on.
4. Because she's a pro at giving unsolicited advice.
5. Because she's always insisting she's cooler than she actually is.
6. Because her standards for everyone are unreasonably high.
7. Because her taunting game is strong as HECK.
8. Because you just KNOW she'd convince everyone to have Diwali dinner at her house.
9. Because nobody should make the mistake of arguing with her.
10. And if you do, you get shut down real fast.
11. Because the melodramatic waterworks are just a word away.
12. Because comments on who should and shouldn't be married are her forte.
13. Because she's a hard core meddler.
14. Because when she knows you're doing something you shouldn't be, she instantly rats you out.
15. Because she's obsessed with your weight.
16. Because she doesn't even TRY to hold back her comments on your fashion choices.
17. Because she needs to recount that one time she gifted you something over and over again.
18. And because she straight up insults you ALL THE DAMN TIME.
