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Deepika Padukone Looks Better Getting Off A 10-Hour Flight Than I Ever Will

Deepi-can you not?

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This is Deepika Padukone just about enter an A-list party. OR IS SHE?

Viral Bhayani

She is not. She just got off a 10-hour flight from Budapest where she was shooting an item number for Raabta.

Viral Bhayani

Yes yes I know she is the single most flawless creature to ever exist on this planet but this is all too much.

Viral Bhayani

I mean, you just landed in Mumbai – the hottest and most humid piece of hell in the entire world. SHOW ME YOUR UPPER-LIP SWEAT!

Viral Bhayani

That too in leather pants? Do insanely beautiful people have their own weather that is different from what we lowly mortals have to bear?

Viral Bhayani

How come she doesn't have any back-of-a-plane-seat hair? Or severely dehydrated plane skin? Or static-y clothes that attract all the crap in the world?

Viral Bhayani

Please share your secrets for the greater good of the world, Deepika. Please and thank you.

Viral Bhayani