Meet Paige Wilson. She's from Los Angeles and she's probably Shah Rukh's biggest fan.
While a lot of people watch his movies a billion times and know all the dialogues by heart, she takes it a massive step further.
It all started in July, 2008 when Paige uploaded her first video of a tiny Shah Rukh doll dancing to "Waah Ji Waah" from Duplicate.
And she's spent an incredible amount of time and energy since then, recreating all of his iconic movie scenes.
Including the sexy time scenes from Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna...
AS WELL AS those from My Name Is Khan.
But she even covers his regular, real life. Like normal, everyday things. Here he is working out. Casual.
And she creates the sets around him in painstaking detail. This is a recreation of his first day on Twitter, complete with teeny tiny monitor with his first tweet on it.
When real SRK gave a rousing, inspiring address at Yale, so did doll SRK.
And when real SRK hurt his shoulder, his doll sported a sling temporarily too.
We all know King Khan is a family man, and he would be very sad without his fam in his miniature universe. But thanks to Paige, his entire family is in there with him. Here is doll SRK, chilling with his doll children at doll sporting events.
And here he is, being the perfect doll husband, at the launch of his doll wife's new doll design store.
Here he is, supporting his IPL team while being weirdly intimate with Preity Zinta.
And sometimes it's just too meta to handle. When an SRK statue was unveiled in real life, she created a mini statue of SRK for her existing mini-statue of SRK to pose with.
Shah Rukh himself is aware of this madness now and even retweets her work every once in a while.
It's unknown whether this is an insanely well thought-out promotion for SRK's new film Fan or is simply truth being way, way stranger than fiction.
Well, massive or tiny – it's SRK's world. We're just living in it.