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21 Super Hot Santas To Warm You Up This Holiday Season

You have 364 days to make it onto these dudes' naughty lists.

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1. "I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my naughty list."

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2. "Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?"

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3. “I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty guy.”

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5. "Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you."

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6. "How do you fancy a not-so Silent Night?"

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7. "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you"

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8. "Are you a one horse open sleigh? Because I think you’re dashing."

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9. "I've got something special in the sack for you!"

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10. "Some people are worth melting for."

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11. "The Grinch just stole Christmas, but you’ve stolen my heart..."

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12. “Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.”

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13. "Do you like milk and cookies? Because I'd loooove to have you in the middle of the night."

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14. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."

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15. "Are you Christmas? Because I wanna merry you."

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(Bet you Diddy not see that one coming.)

16. "Hey girl, it's the season of giving, how bout you go ahead and give me your number."

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17. "Yes, that IS a candy cane in my pocket, and I AM glad to see you."

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18. "Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."

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19. "I was looking for you under my christmas tree!"

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20. "How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?"

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21. "Since it's Christmas, I'll Leto you do whatever you want with me."

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