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16 Hilarious Tweets That Only Hindi Speakers Will Love And Appreciate

"Maine bola pneumonia ka p silent hai, usne pyar ka p bhi silent kar diya."

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Mom:Beta khaana khao Mika:NO Mom:Muh kholo Mika:No Mom:Sawan mei lag gayi aag ki dil mera Mika: Aaaaaaaaa Mom *Puts food in his mouth*

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Me: Marine Drive chalega? Friend: Haan. Shraddha se puch. Me: Jai Mata Di Marine Drive chalega?

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Judge : So, why did you kill your girlfriend? Guy : AASHIQ HUN MAIN KAATIL BHI HUN

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When I'm bored, I kill time on Google Translate to crack myself up.

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Just realised that Vijay Raaz is an anorexic looking person whose name literally translates to Victorious Secret.

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"Kya tumne kabhi kisi se pyaar kiya?"

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Daughter: DAD! What's on my neck? Gulzar: Hasti rahe tu hasti rahe, haya ki laali khilti rahe, zulf ke neeche gardan pe keeda hai beta.

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Maine bola pneumonia ka p silent hai, usne pyar ka p bhi silent kar diya. #friendzoned

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Emery" "Emery who?" "Emery Zohrajabeen. Tujhey maloom nahin."

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Mom : beta papa ka naam bolo Son : Lakshman Shivaramakrishnan Mom : Chalo hogayi aaj ki pooja

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Me: I’d like to exit our family group on WhatsApp Mom: Aur maine tujhe nau mahine apni coke main rakha uska kya?

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Madhuri's 'Ek Do Teen' must've been the world's longest mic check.

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What do you call Jugal Hansraj's girlfriend? Jugal Bandi.

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Mere rang mein rangne wali, kabhi mummy ko bol ke apne crayons bhi laya karo.

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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