Buzz·Posted on 24 Mar 201526 Ways Vodafone Is Your Crazy Ex From HellYou and I, in this 3G-less, unnecessarily expensive, no network and bad customer service world.by Nirali ShahBuzzFeed India ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You didn't know what you were getting into until the ugly end. View this photo on Instagram 2. They kept hanging up on you like immature imbeciles. 3. They always gotta act like they've got something up their bum. David of things @nithinkd ASK UR ZOOZOOS TO PULL THE CELL TOWERS OUT OF THEIR ASSES CHODAFONE.. 02:31 PM - 01 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. They were never there when you REALLY needed them. View this photo on Instagram 5. Like never. @VodafoneIN Sucks @BanVodafoneIN "@shadymumbai: In Bombay ...During Rains ..3 things are known to Vanish immediately 1) Autos 2) Tata Sky 3) Vodafone 3g Network ." 02:22 AM - 22 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. They were unavailable when you needed entertainment late at night. View this photo on Instagram 7. They are the reason for your drinking problem. Ish @Phrustated So @RashiNaresh got so upset with chodafone that she's drinking to drain the sorrow :P Awwww... 01:44 PM - 15 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. They were cheaters. 9. They still wanted you to recommend them to your hot friends. View this photo on Instagram 10. There was always a ton of miscommunication. View this photo on Instagram 11. Even in happiness, you weren't ever on the same page. Enthu Cutlet @lady_gabbar Ohh Chodafone. As entertaining as always. 04:58 AM - 09 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. It's like they just never got you. Enthu Cutlet @lady_gabbar Whoever handles the chodafone profile really needs to start understanding the problem before replying. 11:16 AM - 08 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Their misbehaviour was ALARMING and you threatened to leave them many times. 14. Even your friends didn't get why you were still with them. Ravi Matah @Ravi_Matah @anaggh - Sir, this Chodafone has been given u problems since the last three years or so. Why don't you change it to something that works? 09:27 AM - 07 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. They made promises they couldn't keep. View this photo on Instagram 16. They said they would call but they never did. Neil Dodhia @iN3IL So this is the 5th time @VodafoneIN said they will call back. They truly are #Chodafone. It takes them 5 days to call 05:42 PM - 15 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. And when you got tired and called them, they kept you on hold for hours. View this photo on Instagram 18. You had so many feelings that they had to be put into poetry. 19. You and your friends even made up a nick-name to bitch about your ex in public. Enthu Cutlet @lady_gabbar @urban_pandit @NehaT_ I actually write chodafone simply because if you write the V word,they spam. 12:44 PM - 06 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sometimes, you would get tired of their mood swings and replace them temporarily. Neha Dhupia @NehaDhupia Hello #vodafone why ve taken away my 3G ... Now tweeting thru #wifi 03:02 AM - 17 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. They tried to win you back when they saw you getting attention elsewhere. View this photo on Instagram 22. They started stalking you on all channels of communication. View this photo on Instagram 23. Or sent you passive aggressive texts. Nirali Shah @nirali_ss Once, @VodafoneIN was mad at me for not paying my bills on time and sent me this passive aggressive OTP :( 10:58 AM - 18 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. They kept playing games with your heart. @VodafoneIN Sucks @BanVodafoneIN "@Beingmazeem: This @VodafoneIN Internet Sucks!!! @ThisStupidGirl: Vodafone please stop playing this 'on-off' game with my internet."" 03:00 AM - 21 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. You gave them everything you had but in the end, you were the broke loser. View this photo on Instagram 26. And now you just try really hard to stay away from them. Enthu Cutlet @lady_gabbar @reviewero That's because if I mention the "V" word in my tweets, they call me promptly. It's irritating. Hence Chodafone. @NehaT_ 06:37 AM - 13 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite