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Are You An Overprotective Parent?

"I trust you. I just don't trust the world."

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  1. Check off all the questions you asked your child in your most recent conversation.

    Yash Raj Films / Via ibnlive.in.com
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    What time did you wake up?
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    Did you eat?
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    What did you eat?
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    Why do you continue eating fast food when you know how bad it is for you?
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    Should I send over some food?
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    What time is work/class?
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    Aren't you going to be late?
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    What if they fire you?
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    Did they fire you already?
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    Is there something you aren't telling me?
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    Should I send over some money?
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    What do you mean I should stop annoying you and mind my own business?
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    Is this how you talk to your mother?
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    Are you leaving now?
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    How much is your phone charged?
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    Do you have money/keys/food?
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    Will you promise to look both ways before crossing the road?
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    I deleted all my email contacts again, will you come home and fix it?
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    Who is that boy who liked 3 of your profile pictures last thursday?
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    Is he your boyfriend?
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    Is there a possibility of him becoming your boyfriend?
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    What does he do?
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    What does his father do?
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    Where does he live?
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    You've been to his house?!?!
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    Why? Did you have to pick something up?
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    Do you remember the talk we had when you were 15?
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    You are being safe right?
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    Did you hear about your school mate whose boyfriend ran away after he saw one poop filled diaper?
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    What's the big deal? We're both adults.
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    Okay fiiiine. Are you going to make it to the gym today?
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    Why? What are you doing?
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    Where?
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    With who?
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    Who's Rahul?
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    Have I met him before?
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    Are you going to be drinking?
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    Do you want me to book you a cab?
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    Did you get that mole checked out?
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    Are you still constipated or is your bowel movement better?
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    Sheila aunty's son is single again. Do you want to call him?
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    Did you get my email on how to make Chicken Curry?
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    Our neighbour said her daughter got 52 likes on her selfie in Instagram. What's a selfie?
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    What's an Instagram?
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    You're not posting pictures of yourself in the Internet, right?
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    Did you hear about that girl who got kidnapped by someone on the internet?
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    What do you mean you can handle yourself? You're just a child.
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    How am I making you late when it's obviously because you overslept?
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    You're sure you're getting 8 hours of sleep everyday?
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    Why don't you ever call me? You never have time for your parents.

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