Nina: OK, I looked at the European sizes on accident and grabbed one that was a bit small. The straps in the back are nice if you have zero back fat, which I don't. I don't hate the branding on the straps, because when people ask you why you paid $75 for a simple black one-piece, you can just point to their names! 2/5
Lara: From the front I totally dig this swimsuit. I would 100% wear it...if it wasn't plastered with "Kendall + Kylie" all over the back. Why ruin a good thing? Good job for a nice classic black one-piece, bad job literally everywhere else. 4/5
Jenna: Once again, I was not blessed with boobs. It fit great on my butt, but it felt like if I moved around too much, the straps would fall off my shoulders and expose what little boob I have. I really likes the crisscross idea in the back though...minus the hardcore Kendall + Kylie branding. 1/5
Would Kendall and Kylie actually wear this? It's a boring suit, but it has their names on it, so maybe they would.