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    The Definitive Ranking Of Ads That Enrage People Who Hate Noise

    If these commercials infuriate you, you probably have this.

    23. This CVS commercial.

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    Why it's enraging: It's apparently too much to ask these people to stop breathing, but they get a pass this time because they're trying to quit smoking.

    22. This Microsoft Surface commercial.

    21. This Nike commercial.

    20. This Starbucks commercial.

    19. This Purina commercial.

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    Why it's enraging: Who thought it would be a good idea to use disgusting lick sounds as a health metric? Thankfully, this commercial features a multitude of cute dogs, so you can still enjoy the visual when you immediately mute it.

    18. This Sabra hummus commercial.

    17. This Geico commercial.

    16. This Silk commercial.

    15. This Cheerios commercial.

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    Why it's enraging: Fortunately the chewing doesn't last too long in this commercial. But honestly, the bee deserves to die for introducing this chomper to cereal.

    14. This McDonald's commercial.

    13. This Pringles commercial.

    12. This Doritos commercial.

    11. This Panera commercial.

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    Why it's enraging: Panera loses so many points for actually encouraging people to slurp "with gusto." No. Don't slurp your soup. In fact, never open your mouth again.

    10. This ZzzQuil commercial.

    9. This KFC commercial.

    8. This Wendy's commercial.

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    Why it's enraging: This ad features stapling, whispering, and squirting. It's like some horrible misophonia trifecta where everyone loses.

    7. This commercial at Carmike Cinemas.

    6. This GoDaddy commercial.

    5. This Cape Cod commercial.

    4. This Carl's Jr. commercial.

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    Why it's enraging: Carl's Jr. ranks highly because it actually managed to achieve the impossible by making Heidi Klum sound unsexy. Bravo.

    3. This Healthy Choice commercial.

    2. This Lay's commercial.

    1. This Kit Kat commercial

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    Why it's enraging: Kit Kat deserves to burn in hell for making us listen to this horrific crunching masquerading as music. What happened to the happy jingle? And what's worse, Kit Kats aren't even a notoriously crunchy food. They went out of their way to enrage misophoniacs with this one.