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    Posted on Oct 29, 2015

    The 17 Worst Things You Could Say To Someone From Chicago

    "I'm from the suburbs but I tell everyone I'm from Chicago."

    1. "This pizza is too thick."

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    GET OUT OF MY LIFE.

    2. "Why is it called the Windy City?"

    3. "Let's go sit on the Willis Tower skydeck this weekend!"

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    The what now? Oh, you mean the SEARS Tower. And no.

    4. "Oh, I'm from Hinsdale, but I tell everyone I'm from Chicago."

    5. "Can you say 'Da Bears'?"

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    No, but I can say "Shut da fuck up."

    6. "I'm so glad Macy's took over Marshall Field's."

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    I'm so glad we're no longer friends.

    7. "Can I get some ketchup for this hot dog?"

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    Sure, but then you have to give the hot dog back because you DON'T DESERVE IT.

    8. "Let's go to Navy Pier on Saturday night!"

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    Sure, let's disregard the rest of the city to hang with a million tourists and a ~Ferris wheel.~

    9. "Can I get a three hundred and twelve?"

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    No, but you can have a slap in the face.

    10. Oh please, the weather can't be THAT bad."

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    It can and IT IS.

    11. "I just wish there was a beach."

    12. "Let's go cruise LSD when you get off work."

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    Yeah, sitting in traffic sounds real fun.

    13. "Pittsburgh was a better location for Gotham."

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    Lol k.

    14. "I'm so excited for the Star Wars museum!"

    15. "Drink this Malört with me!"

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    No, please, I like having tastebuds.

    16. "The Cubs won? Let's go party in Wrigleyville!"

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    Or we could NOT get trampled.

    17. "Eh, Chicago's OK, but it's no New York."

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    Yeah, and we're fine with that.

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