3. When you checked the paper for hard-hitting journalism and found stories like this instead.
4. When you graduated and realized you don't get Casimir Pulaski Day off anymore.
5. When your brain space was squandered on memorizing not one, but TWO carpeting phone numbers.
Hands up if you know what the key tones for "5862" sound like.
6. When you realized you were too old to enjoy being serenaded by these ghouls at Enchanted Castle.
Thankfully the Jammin' Jesters live on in your nightmares.