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    If You Haven't Had Portillo's Yet You're Missing Out

    CAKE SHAKES. Need I say more?

    Hello there. Do you know about Portillo's?

    It's only one of the most AMAZING Chicago-style fast food chains in the country.

    As you can see, they are VERY good at Chicago dogs.

    You might not be aware, but Chicagoans are very particular when it comes to their hot dogs.

    And being a Chicago staple means Portillo's kills it every time. They give you a poppy seed bun, pickle spear...

    ... mustard, relish, chopped onions, tomato slices, and sport peppers. Yup, they fucking NAIL it.

    YAAASS Portillo's, slide that meat right into my mouth.

    But they also make incredible Italian beef sandwiches.

    And the fries. The fucking fries.

    Ugh just looks at them taking a dip in that cheesy goodness!

    Of course, you can also get milkshakes.

    And their delectable chocolate cake.

    But Portillo's took it a step further AND COMBINED THEM LIKE THE DESSERT GOD IT IS.

    CAAAAAAAKE SHAAAAAAAKE!!!

    Just imagine swirling your tongue around in all that cake shake awesomeness.

    So if you happen to be in the Chicagoland area, give this beautiful house of deliciousness a try.

    As this couples knows, it's a magical food heaven filled with love and hot dogs. Just say "yes."

    Mmmmmm yes.

    YES OH GOD YEEEEEEESSSS!

    Oh Portillo's, you're amazing.