1. When you look back at old pictures of yourself and marvel at your progress.
2. When the heat doesn't stop you from tryna look fly.
3. When you have to clean up the aftermath of a cat eye.
4. When you leave a trace of $25 lipstick on everything you touch.
5. So you take a cue from the Kardashians and learn how to unhinge your jaw.
"@JustAGirIThing: When you're eating but you don't wanna mess up your lipstick " @krissxr @CatastropicCam cameo 😂
6. When you have new respect for Kylie Jenner because overlining your lips is hard AF.
7. And you might as well be single for at least a half hour after lipgloss application.
8. When you need a full day to mourn the saddest of tragedies.
9. When you can't keep up with all the trends.
10. And so you try to master highlighting...
11. ...And find yourself envying A LITERAL HORSE.
12. When one side of your face seems predisposed to look like actual garbage.
13. When they were out of your favorite mascara and you had to settle for some low rent, chunky nonsense.
14. When you're fairly certain falsies were created by the devil specifically to blind you.
15. When testing makeup turns your hand into some Jackson Pollock shit.
16. When you wanted to add a tiny bit of shimmer but accidentally went WAY overboard.
