Buzz·Posted on May 27, 2015This All-American History Channel Host Is Your New CrushAnd hopefully Frank won't be chaperoning your dates.by Nina MohanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail If you're a red-blooded American, you've probably seen American Pickers on the History Channel. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And if you've watched the show, you've probably noticed *him* before. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF That's Mike Wolfe, one of the hosts of American Pickers, THE HOTTEST GUY on the History Channel, and the boyfriend you never knew you needed. Seriously, look at how he stares deep into your soul with his beautiful eyes at the beginning of each episode. His body is in peak physical condition. Just look at how athletic he is. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF He'll take you on a bulldozer ride, like a rugged American hero. Or maybe you'll ride horses together, and he'll somehow manage to look more majestic than the horse. View this photo on Instagram He'll serenade you with a sweet song he improvised on the spot. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Don't worry, if you ever have an argument, he can admit when he's made a mistake. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And then he'll splay himself out in the van to let you know his body is ready for make-up sex. He'll definitely appreciate every inch of a woman's body. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF His dirty talk game is on point and makes references to American wildlife. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Oh, and he's basically the DILF-iest DILF that ever DILFed. Have your ovaries exploded yet? View this photo on Instagram He's also an amazing, folksy poet. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And he's super well-dressed. Honestly, what's more American than a guy who can pull off the all-denim look... ... just as well as he can pull off a suit? He can even make goggles look chic. View this photo on Instagram Plus, he definitely knows how to let loose and shake that booty on the dance floor. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Don't you want to know what it's like to be taken by those rough, wildly gesturing hands? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Just UNF. View this photo on Instagram I mean, COME ON. View this photo on Instagram You know you need a junkyard patriot like him. View this photo on Instagram So please, America, wake up and realize who your true soulmate is.