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Sometimes you use makeup to turn your eyelid into literal works of art.
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But it fucking sucks that you can't rub your eyes without destroying your incredible work.
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And you're a pro at using makeup to make your natural lashes look longer than a mile.
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Because falsies are unreliable AF.
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You're an expert at giving your skin that airbrushed, ~flawless~ look.
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But sometimes makeup just leaves your skin all bumpy and gross.
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The dewey glow of a perfect highlight is something you try to achieve every day.
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But most days you end up turning your face into glitter barf.
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You enjoy starting your day with a gorgeous pop of color on your lips.
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But WHY does it have to get all over anything your lips touch?!
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You recognize that makeup palettes are shiny and pretty and fun.
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But they are SO FREAKING EXPENSIVE. Who can afford to spend so much money on tiny rectangles of color?!
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You are very dedicated to the art of creating the perfect wing.
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But your eye feels so fucking raw afterwards.
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Your eyelash curler is basically your BFF.
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But you live in fear that one day it may betray you.
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You know how to make at least one brow look insanely perfect.
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But getting the other one to match is a fucking NIGHTMARE.
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And whenever you go to Sephora, you want to buy EVERYTHING because you absolute need it.
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But then you remember that a tiny tube of corrector is like $50 and you wonder why you have to choose between looking good and paying rent.
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So yeah, makeup, let's just change our status to "it's complicated."
