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Old-School "Star Wars" Characters Ranked By Hotness

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15. Salacious Crumb

At least he's tiny so if he annoys you, you can just fling him across the room.
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At least he's tiny so if he annoys you, you can just fling him across the room.

14. Bib Fortuna

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Tbh, he's probably into some freaky shit. But still, could be hotter.

13. Yoda

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When Yoda countin' all the booty he about to get.

12. Jabba The Hutt

I mean, that tongue, tho.
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I mean, that tongue, tho.

11. Chewbacca

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Tall, dark, handsome, and hairy?! We're in. Plus, that loyalty — oh baby!

10. Grand Moff Tarkin

Cheekbones for days.
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Cheekbones for days.

9. This Guy, a.k.a. Wedge Antilles

HAAAAAYYYY, bb. ;)
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HAAAAAYYYY, bb. ;)

8. Obi Wan Kenobi

That lil' tuft of white hair has me turning into heart-eye emojis.
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That lil' tuft of white hair has me turning into heart-eye emojis.

7. Darth Vader... With The Mask

We're like "hey, what's up, hello?" Vader with the mask can 👏 get 👏 it 👏 all 👏 day.
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We're like "hey, what's up, hello?" Vader with the mask can 👏 get 👏 it 👏 all 👏 day.

6. Aunt Beru

Her collar was DOPE, and look at those eyes! I bet her and Uncle Owen had a veeeery healthy sex life before it was cut off by being burned to death. WHOOPS.
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Her collar was DOPE, and look at those eyes! I bet her and Uncle Owen had a veeeery healthy sex life before it was cut off by being burned to death. WHOOPS.

5. Uncle Owen

I meannnnn, he's got a little somethin' somethin'. And let's be real, there's a severe lack of attractive people around Tatooine. Which is probably why Luke had such a huge boner for Leia the first time he saw her. He was basically like, "WOMAN?! ME LIKE!!!"
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I meannnnn, he's got a little somethin' somethin'. And let's be real, there's a severe lack of attractive people around Tatooine. Which is probably why Luke had such a huge boner for Leia the first time he saw her. He was basically like, "WOMAN?! ME LIKE!!!"

4. Luke Skywalker

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Honestly, Luke is mostly on the list because he goes from a whiny little thing in Episode IV to a goddamn man in Episode VI. Gotta love a good character arc!

Plus, he carries Yoda on his back like a shining treasure of a man that he is.

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2 cute 2 furious.

3. Lando Calrissian

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Lando knows how much of a badass he is. Look at that smirk and head-tilt. Only the most player of players could pull that off. He also totally knows he fucked up, and redeems himself by destroying the Death Star. A man with integrity? PRAISE.

2. Princess Leia

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YAAAS, girl, YOU SLAY. She bad and she knows it. She's a warrior, a sass queen, and she rocks a flawless braid crown in the most dire of circumstances.

Plus, she has the sickest burns.

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LASER. BRAIN.

1. And, of course, Han Solo

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I mean... DUH. He has it all: rugged good looks, charm pouring out of every beautiful pore, and he's a pilot!

He's got swagger and moves that make even the most badass of chicks weak in the knees. PLUS, he won't care about you kissing your brother on the lips.

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Boy keeps it 100.

Stay perfect, even if you're in a galaxy far away. 😍

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