14 Stages Of Your Period As Told By Mr. Uterus
You think you have it bad? He thinks he has it worse.
Hi. Here's a quick science lesson: your uterus is an asshole.
He basically has one job: to receive an egg from your ovaries, and to shove it out of you. This phenomenon is known as your period or as some aunties would call it, "Hawww don't come in the kitchen" week.
But despite having this singular, easy AF task, Mr. Uterus insists on throwing a tantrum through it. Here's his journey through the worst week of your month.